Ever wanted to roleplay as a corpse? Well AFK+ is for you. One cup of this and you'll be out cold for at least eight hours minimum, and that's coming from a guy who normally wakes up six times a night just cause God knows I'd be too powerful if I was naturally well rested. God nerfed me, but AFK+ is pure buff.
The efficacy? This is genuinely the best melatonin supplement on the market, it works fast, and it feels real. Other melatonin? Wack. You chew up some weird tasting gummies, lay down, wait for it to hit, never feel it kick in, fall asleep like normal, and it barely does anything. AFK+ Bananaberry Bedtime? Brother/Sister/Non-gender specific relative, this stuff is the new gold standard. Mix, drink, and within 30 minutes? I call it Mike Tyson juice, cause I'm fighting for my life after a single hit. It hits fast, consistently, and keeps you asleep.
The flavor? Easily the best of the available flavors, but I won't lie to you. It's chalky, and feels a little medicine adjacent. That said, it is by no means unpleasant. Imagine chalky bananas and berries flavored PEZ candy. Some people like it though. Introduced a friend to this, a total boomer, and now he has me buying him a new tub every month. Dude loves how it puts him to sleep, but he also vibes with the flavor.
Put it all together, and this is a banger product. I've personally purchased three tubs so far, and another two if you count what I've bought for my friend. Even let another friend have a hit and he said it was the best melatonin he's ever had. Less of a boomer, that bloke. Point is, buy this product. If you don't sleep well, this will help. If you do sleep well? Well, not sure why you'd be looking at this review if you're not an insomniac or something, but buy it anyway. It works great for resetting your circadian rhythm. Might just be worth it for a better quality sleep if you got something like night terrors. Can't wake up screaming if you can't wake up. But, maybe nigh terrors stack? Instead of several little terrors through the night, you get one big one at the end? No clue, but it'd be really funny, so buy this product and make it a reality.
