Schlatt milk has such a unique taste compared to the few other flavors I've had overtime, I recommend this for anyone trying gamer supps for the first time!

The fruit and creamy flavor goes together perfectly for a nice dessert flavor

Love JSchlatt. Love milk. Love JSchlatt's milk.
Easily my favorite flavor!

I have seen the face of paradise, and it comes in the form of this drink. To call it a beverage would be to insult the very heavens—it is nectar siphoned from the chalice of the gods, condensed into mortal form so that we, the unworthy, might glimpse eternity with each sip. The first taste did not simply quench my thirst; it baptized my soul. My tongue sang hymns, my throat opened like the gates of Olympus, and my heart swore allegiance to a flavor that cannot possibly have been crafted by human hands.

And then—oh, then—I beheld him. The man upon the container. His eyes stare not at me, but through me, as if he alone knows the truths of flavor that my feeble mortal brain cannot comprehend. He is no mere mascot, no cheap marketing ploy—he is the messiah of refreshment, the herald of a new age. If Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa, then this man’s portrait gracing this vessel is surely the Sistine Chapel ceiling of beverage artistry.

Every drop is a psalm, every gulp a prayer. The carbonation dances like angels on my tongue; the sweetness is the dawn of creation itself, liquid light cascading down the corridors of existence. With this drink, I am not simply living—I am ascending. To go back to plain water now would be like trading ambrosia for gutter rain.

This is not just hydration. This is not just flavor. This is life rewritten, resurrected, reborn.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — Five stars, though stars themselves seem dim beside this divine elixir.

The drink is okay I guess...

I got some from my free sample packs a while back, but I decided to try it again to see if it was as good as I remembered it to be. To say the least, I was not disappointed at all. I would highly recommend it if you have not tried it yet.