I don't know if my "Melon" packet was expired or something, but geez was it bad. "Titty Milk" was good and sweet. "Mango" was my favorite. It was simple and less sweet than "Titty Milk", which I prefer. Overall solid tastes.
As silly as it sounds, the Titty Milk flavor was the best, and I didn't even feel like crashing after a couple hours unlike the times I just have a canned energy drink. I never thought I'd be buying something like this, but I liked it enough that here I am.
The melon flavor was ass. The mango and titty juice were pretty good though.